Pastor, Pastor. Pastor of Muppets, you goin to jail. Pastor of Muppets you're goin to fail. But scammin the poor, you'll always make bail. Pastor. Pastor. Here in Mt Eden in prison is where you should stay. But while you're in, your people still pay. Cost them so much just to allow them to pray. Pastor. Pastor. As Matty McLean so poetically said: "This well-known self-appointed bishop can get - and I cannot stress this enough - f##ked." This person thinks earthquakes are a punishment from god about the way people live their lives. OK cool story bro, how about cults start paying taxes aye? Enjoy this beer and don't listen to religious blowhards who put other people in danger and rip off the poor.

Just when you thought Behemoth have maxed out with their Triple Chocolate... BAM! Churly's gone full Augustus Gloop and dove headfirst into a molten river of chocolate madness. This ain't just a dessert beer, it's a full-blown chocpocalypse. They've crammed in more cocoa than your nana's secret fudge recipe and turned the dial up to 11. Silky, rich, decadent, and absolutely unapologetic, this is their most chocolatey beer ever (for now). Quadruple the chocolate. Quadruple the fun, Churly's still trying to swim his way out. Proceed with delight.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription... is more Riwaka! Listen, kid, this ain't just any Hazy Pale Ale - this is Ri-Walken. A beer so smooth, so juicy, so full of that zesty, tropical Riwaka magic... it's almost unnatural. Big citrus, passionfruit, a little dank, like a jazz solo in a glass - unexpected, but perfect. You take a sip, you feel alive, like you could dance... maybe even talk with pauses that make people nervous. So, do yourself a favour - grab a Ri-Walken. Trust me... this beer? It's got bite, it's got zing! It's got Riwaka!

This is a tribute to the bold flavours and aromatic wonders of Mosaic hops. Carefully sourced, then meticulously saturated into this WCIPA to ensure an explosion of tropical fruity goodness with every lift of your glass (or can). A West Coast IPA bursting with the essence of Mosaic hops. With a generous infusion of Mosaic hops throughout the brewing process, expect a tantalising blend of bright tropical flavour and aromas of mango and passionfruit in every sip. Immerse yourself in the spirit of the West Coast with this bold and refreshing IPA. Hope you brought an umbrella.

Well you wanted a Hazy IPA, that is what you have here in your hot little hand. Behemoth has combined some of their all time favourite hops: Citra, Mosaic, El Dorado and Galaxy to bring you a medley of soft juicy flavours and aromas. They put the good things in so you can wear the something hazy grin.

Damn that is hoppy! Behemoth juiced a crazy amount of hops into this Hazy Double IPA. This beer does not skimp on the hop bling, loading this beer with Citra, Mosaic, Motueka and Nectaron. So stop reading this, get the beer into a baller ass beer glass and enjoy that hop juice you crave!

Milk stout infused with chocolate malt, Dutch Cocoa powder and Cocoa nibs. Vanilla for good measure. Just like a chocolate milkshake only beery. Match this with Milk chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Chocolate Pudding, Chocolate Cake, Chocolate Brownie, Chocolate Chocolate. For an extra decadent treat add a spoonful of Vanilla ice cream and make a Triple Chocolate Ice Cream Float!

It's back, and it's bigger than ever! Some of you OG Behemoth fans might remember this beer as one of the very first seasonals they ever dared to put in a can. Back then it was a bit of a pioneer, and now they've dragged it out of the vault, cranked up the flavour dials, and given it the full hazy treatment it always deserved. They've built it on a pillowy base of pale malt, oats, and wheat to make it soft, smooth, and oh-so palatable. Then they went absolutely tropical with it-packed full of flavours and aromas of pineapple, passionfruit and mango until it practically bursts out of the can with sunshine.

Let Voodoo Juice work its magic! This Double Hazy IPA has been double dry hopped with mystical precision, conjuring up juicy tropical spells and hoppy hexes that'll have you fall under Churly's charm in no time. One sip and you'll swear Churly's been dancing around the brew kettle with a shrunken hop head, chanting for more haze, more juice, and more flavour. It's dangerously drinkable... so drink responsibly, or risk becoming part of Churly's next voodoo ritual. Beware the curse of the empty can.

Brewed in cahoots with Behemoth's crispy, spicy mates at Peach's Hot Chicken, this American Pale Ale is made for sittin', sippin', and snackin'. At a perfectly sessionable strength, Porch Pounder brings the hoppy goods without knocking you off your rocking chair. Aromatic, citrus'y and flavourful, it's the ultimate sidekick to a plate of hot fried chicken-with just enough bitterness to cut through the grease and enough malt to cool the heat. It's a match made in mouth-watering heaven.

When you want a beer, but it needs to be Better. Crisp, refreshing and hitting all the right notes, Better Beer is zero carb and easy drinking. We made Better Beer for you - 87 calories, everyday drinking - You're welcome.

Brewed in honour of American bootleggers from the Prohibition days, this APA is loaded with malt characters, citrus notes, all-American aroma hops and a crisp bitter finish. Enjoy it before someone makes fun illegal again.